25 Schmandom Obsessions, Fixations, and Fascinations.

11 02 2009

Rules: Once
you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things,
facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.
You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want
to know more about you.

 

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in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the
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LIFE/RAIFU/VIE/जीवन//KEHIDUPANKU


1. I have a
few jobs, different kinds of jobs. But it seems like I can always make room for
a few more.

 

2. I am
very, very, full of energy at everything that I do – Work, life, sports, and
love.

 

3. I love
driving. Fast. With my Kakadu Aussie Hat of course. ‘cause this is the only
time when I can be alone with nobody to disturb my peace with the world. Of course,
driving with the one you love is just as swell.

 

4. I don’t
go to clubs. I hate those kinda movements at those places – they’re not really
dancing! You wanna dance? Then do salsa! Merengue! Bachatta!

 

5. I like
good songs. I hate bad songs. Although I do have the tendency to divert myself
towards Jazz (live, preferably) or the ever-dependable Heavy Metal. Oh and Bach
if I’m tired, or Mahler for everything else. Mahler with the hammer, mind you.

 

6. My idea
of a perfect holiday is cheap, surprising, interesting, different, and awesome.
With transport, Just like Top Gear.

 

7. Great
coffee with music or work. No sugar, expensive, no problem! Make a great coffee
for me, and I’m your man for life. Not really sure why,
I just love coffee. Started drinking only after I went to OZ. Swiss coffee, Italian coffee, Sumatran coffee,
Arabican coffee – if you’ve tasted my gourmet coffee, then it was my honour to
serve you one of the best things in my life that I want to share with the
person that I love.

 

8. Currently
I am insanely trying to collect HD movies. By collect, I mean download 7GBs of
data per movie, which, with Slowmyx, takes the same amount of time as actually
making one. Oh and I’ve started watching anime again, starting with Bleach.
BLEAAGH.

 

9. Memories
are a wonderful thing if you don’t have to deal with the past. I forget things
easily – call it selective memory lost, or amnesia, or even ADD if you fancy.
But I’d like to think that it helps me forget that I’m carrying the weight of
the world, and then some.

 

10. Every year, there will be one significant
thing that will happen to me that will mark the next destination of my life. (I
wrote it this morning, and hey look; I have 8 stitches on my eyelids now!)

 

11. My goal
is to procreate and have 11 mini C-Fus so I can be a real coach, sans the
trouble of years of college education. Saves money, and you have a lot more fun
that way. Can’t say the same for my statistically significant other, though.

 

12. Music
plays a very important part of my life. From my early life listening to Hard
Rock and Heavy Metal with my dad when I was a little child, to Trash and
Alternative when I was a hormonic teenager, to Classical and Jazz.

 

13. I am viewed
(judged) at a distance as having a snobbish persona because of the way I act. Try
to take off my mask, and you will see that I am one of the strongest friends
you will ever come across in your life. And that, sir, is a statement of fact –
created by the propagandists of course – those who have succumbed to my
fellowship.

 

14. Operas,
concertos, symphonies, gigs, live music, percussions, drumline – I love live
music. I believe music is best experienced with a reason – and location. It
adds meaning to the music, to your life. Bachianas brasileiras is especially
suited to calm yourself down, Matt Monro’s On Days Like These while driving
makes you feel like Rossano Brazzi and driving a Miura. How bad can your life
be when there are things like these?

On days like these when skies are blue and fields are green
I look around and think about what might have been
and then I hear sweet music float around my head
as I recall the many things we left unsaid


its on days like these that I remember
singing songs and drinking wine
while your eyes played games with mine

(Matt Monro, On Days Like These)

 

15. I am unconditionally
petrified making an effort that will ultimately achieve zilch. Be it life, job,
love. Fa aina tazhabun?

   
103: Say: “Shall we tell you of those
who lose most in respect
of their deeds? –
    104: “Those whose efforts have been
wasted in this life, while they thought
that they were acquiring good
by their works?”
    105: They are those who deny the
Signs of their Lord and the fact of their having to meet Him (in the
Hereafter): vain will be their works, nor shall We, on the Day of Judgment,
give them any weight.
    106: That is their reward, Hell,
because they rejected Faith, and took My Signs and My Messengers by way of
jest.

 

  
 (Surah
al-Kahf,
18)

Ultimately,
where am I going? Not knowing… nein,
not realising the futility of the altruistic nature of self is, to me, the most
bloodcurdling thought of any self-serving altruist can ever ruminate of.
Rhetorical issue: Why exactly are you giving RM1 to the child beggar from
Bangladesh? Would there be any good if it’s anything but as a pure act of sedekah?

To follow
up, would the goodness be of your measure, or God’s? Which one ultimately
matters in this world?

 

16. Continuing
the tradition of my quirkiness, umbrellas are a noteworthy art form in my book.
The shape, the system, the significance, as well as the hidden poetic nature of
umbrellas simply fascinate me. Or that I’m just being a cock.

"Are you at ease? Now is your heart at
rest?

Now you have got a shadow, an umbrella,
To keep the scorching world’s opinion
From your fair credit."

                (Ben Jonson, circa 1616)

 

17. Erm, I forgot. crap. Yeah, it happens quite a bit more often than what I would expect. I don’t really like that, but sometimes it helps me to focus on the things that I remember, which habitually revolves around something significant and important. So if I do remember something about you, bear in mind that it takes a lot of effort for me compared to the rest of you lesser mortals.

 

18. Cigars
are just plain superior than cigarettes. A close second is shisha. Clove, of
course. And lighters, oh my God you have no idea how much I love lighters and
the kind of fire that comes out of it. If I gave you mine, refer to #16. If you
gave me yours, be it cheap, fake, or damaged, then you are someone very special
to me, in this time or the next. Seriously.

 

19. Warm
water. Or 100 Plus. A tastier water would be a huge plus, but unnecessary.

 

20. I scrupulously
love to write aimlessly but with a goal in mind. Just that I don’t have the
patience nor time to complete anything that I inscribed, since I would be sidetracked
far too easily by something- anything that I wrote by researching and adding
more side notes than what I originally had planned to begin with. This blog
entry for instance, took me 7 days longer than the originally-planned 2 hours.
Not to mention I still have a few more blog entries that I needed to finish by
the beginning of time. Go figure.

 

21. I am
always in control. ALWAYS. If you see me as being anything but in control, be
it vulnerable, don’t know what to do, defenceless, it’s because I have a reason
for doing that. Very, very hard for somebody to outdo me.

 

22. I am a big, big fan of the surrealism movement, dan serpihan-serpihannya di dalam dunia seni, dan segalanya yang ada kaitan dengan movement tersebut.. A huge proponent for Salvador Dali, Odd Nerdrum, Tarsem in movies, dan keluarga mereka, and I’m not really sure why. It’s just that there is that… something… about the strangely twisted way they perceive the inner workings of the world.

 

23. I have
observed and proven that there is indeed such thing as your female alter-ego in
this world, in every way that matters; luckily for me, I don’t have to search
around the world for one.

 

24. Women.
Who made ‘em? God must’ve been a real genius. The hair – They say the hair is
everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of flowing
black sea, and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips? And when they
touched her cheeks, yours were like that first gush of silence when you’ve
reached the peak of Everest. That silence; mitigated only by the voice of the mountain.
The silence between you and her. Tits! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring
right out at ya, Like secret searchlights. And legs – oh, don’t get me started
on the legs. I don’t care if they’re like old, wooden Malay house columns, or
even bass drum mallets. What’s between ‘em – passport to heaven. And that
smile- that particular smile- when
she first fixed her teeth, eager to show the world, but after you, sir; that
smile when in that brief moment in time she loses her armour, and lets her see
you as how she actually sees you. What else is there in this world when you
have that? And all these?

 

25. When in
doubt, FUCK (Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman). That’s why God invented marriage.
Think about it, if there are just men and women in this world, no ideals, no
rules and regulations, no religion, why would you ever formulate the model of
marriage?


So, how much do you really know me?





Diskusi perkahwinan poligini yang melalut, part dua

10 02 2009
Episod kedua, untuk sesiapa yang sudi membaca.
 

Hotel Mulia said (11:49 PM):

i mean..

Hotel Mulia says:

feelings of the 1st wife, in d first place dia sanggup ke accept..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

tunggu la jappp

ni i nak cite pasal the feelings la ni

Hotel Mulia says:

u noe the husband getting married again..dats wat i meant..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

tu i kate nak dengar ke tak pasal nak jadi absolute fair is never easy

 so now, bini 2 rase frust pasal 20k

 so leader nak kene buat camner nak jaga rumah tangga?

u cannot increase the amount, because that wouldnt be fair

bini 1 marah la pasal die dok lame2, dulu dapat 2k pastu bini 2 baru kawen dapat 20k worth of car

the absolute thing u have to understand is this

Hotel Mulia says:

hehe

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

marriage is a concept created by God, not men

think baout it

kalo takde religion, takde rules regulation, and let men be men, it wouldnt be logical to stick to just one wife

everybody would bang everybody, cam binatang la

adik beradik kucing leh beranak

given that, the only logical thing would be marriage tu ciptaan Tuhan, daripada agama

and like ciptaan Tuhan yang lain, theres no other way

dosa is dosa, pahala is pahala

and the only fairness that counts is dimata Tuhan

wife 2 ke wife 1 rasa unfair is nothing compared to Tuhan

and given that, Tuhan cakap u as the leader kene jaga your family, negara, whatever that u lead

theres no other way

so berbalik pada isu feelings wife 1 wife 2

Hotel Mulia says:

aha..ok,..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

the leader punya job, should he wants to give 100k car to the first wife, is to give HANYA bila wife 1 understands that tanggungjawab die pada Tuhan is to give 20k car to 2nd wife

so kalo bini 1 marah gak pasal bini 2 dapat kete 20k memula kawen, walhal die kawen dulu kete pon takde, then the leader kene bagi compensation untuk menghalalkan dan membuang perasaan marah tu

so comes the part about 7 days

u imagine, 7 days a week, pastu kite leh kawen 4

so kalo 1 day for each wife, in a week akan ada wife yang kurang 1 hari

so tu dah again, tak ultimate fair

Hotel Mulia says:

yup

true

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

but, given the circumstances, the leader must know which feelings yang lebih kronik

Hotel Mulia says:

yea..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

wife 1 maybe tak kisah pasal wife 2 since wife 2 dapat kete buruk

Hotel Mulia says:

then again adri.. semua kene fair..tak penat ke?

 

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

so, the guy must spend 1 extra day to the 2nd wife as compensation

Hotel Mulia says:

helloo..mane leh compare car ngan feelings..u nie..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

ahaaaaaaaaaaa sebab tu la i kate, only the perfect guy, the perfect leader must be able to withstand bende2 ni

car is just an analogy la

it could be house, makan, etc

ultimately its a gift, so kalo i bagi u kek, pastu i bagi emy gula2, mesti emy terasa

since both of u are friends in equal way

sebab tu to be fair is very very hard

nak kawen 2 sepatutnye is the hardest thing that u should do

Hotel Mulia says:

yup..!

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

kawen more than 1 tu ditegah oleh Allah ape unless u really2 can withstand the pressure

Hotel Mulia says:

tapi ramai je guys out thr yg kawin tapi tak reti jaga anak bini which pretty much disgust me

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

tu lain cite la

diorang kawen bukan pasal ikut agama

tu polygini stail melayu

bukan stail islam

tu cite lain laa

sooooooooooooooooooooo

berbalik pada persoalan asal

i nak kawen 4 pasal if i really think that im such a perfect guy, then, should i be able to be ultimate fair

insyaallah i leh tarik 4 more people with me to heaven

tak termasuk anak2 lagi

that is the ultimate goal for me

bukan kawen 4 pasal i awesome and all that la hahahhaa

tu goal kecik la

Hotel Mulia says:

haha

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

cam u nak buang tumor as the ultimate goal, first u kene potong tu potong ni

Hotel Mulia says:

gud for u if u think dat u cn be the perfect guy.. ot sure is not easy..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

of course not easy

definitely

tapi kalo anybody can, it will be me

pasal i kecik2 lagi dah leh pikir camni

mesti i hebat gile siottttttttttttttttttttttt

 kan kan kan

Hotel Mulia says:

pewasaaaan again..kan kan kan??

will see la k..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

hahaha

call it what u will

Hotel Mulia says:

will c how u wud be in say 20yrs time k adri?

i didnt say nything..kakaka

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

i think with all the pressure

setahu je kot pastu masuk tanjung rambutan

Hotel Mulia says:

ahahahaha..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

but u see, its ok actually kalo camtu

Hotel Mulia says:

the i shall visit u thr k??kekekekeke

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

pasal kalo i dah gile

otomatik masuk heaven

Hotel Mulia says:

kakakkaka

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

and insyaallah tuhan would understand nape i jadi gile

pasal i tried to be awesome

Hotel Mulia says:

menyusahkan org adela!!!chait

ahahahahah

niat dh tak betol!!wakaka

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

call it what you……….?

isi tempat kosong hahahaa

Hotel Mulia says:

kakakak

ape??

i tak ckp papepon…

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

hahaha

Hotel Mulia says:

heheh

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

haa panjang tak

Hotel Mulia says:

u yg ckp pe bukan i,.

i sambungkan jeee… *muka tak bersalah*

hehe

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

hehee

real logic is HARD tauuu

logic by perspective yang senang

Hotel Mulia says:

kekeke..

obviously..wat do u expect..?

tol x?


 
Thank you very much, I appreciate your time wasted for this blog entry of mine. Seriously, I do.





Diskusi Perkahwinan Poligini yang Paling Dalam yang Pernah Dilakukan oleh Lelaki Awesome, Part Satu

10 02 2009
Nama2 ditukar atas sebab2 keselamatan diri ako. This blog entry has two parts, and this is the first. Apparently I have to seperate the whole chatlog into two, because


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Pergh gile! This perhaps is the first time that’s ever happened in the history of blogging kot. I dare you to read it in full!
 

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

i nak kawen since dah habis high school tu

21 tu dah gatal gile dah nak kawen hahahhaa

Hotel Mulia says:

hahahahah

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

nak buat 11 mini c-fu tau

pastu i leh jadi football team

Hotel Mulia says:

11??

man!!

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

tu my personal goal la

anak tu rezeki

so nape nak lokek sangat

Hotel Mulia says:

daaang!!itu gler power~

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

statement of fact kan, anak tu rezeki

so nape nak sikit2

buat terus banyak2

logically thats how it should be

so i thought

kalo bini i umo less than 30

lets say 30 la kan

1 year 1 anak

so kalo nak 11, i need around 11 years

lets say +5 years buffer year maybe nak rilek2 je penat beromen siang malam nak mengandungkan bini ke

Hotel Mulia said (11:30 PM):

u nk wat?evry yr?hehe

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

 so kalo nak 11, i need around 11 years

 lets say +5 years buffer year maybe nak rilek2 je penat beromen siang malam nak mengandungkan bini ke

so bile dapat 11, she will be 30+11+5

should be around 45

just nice before habis subur

Hotel Mulia says:

hehe..

well..i guess so

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

this is the best family planning thats ever been conceived by a perfect guy

perfect plan in every way

Hotel Mulia says:

but for me, i tak kisahla berapa pon..

if ade rezeki then alhamdulillah.. ryte?

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

no such thing

Hotel Mulia says:

as llong as my kids are healthy n most importantly tak terabai la..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

rezeki is given

so to be given, kite kene mintak and try

so this is how i want to try la

Hotel Mulia says:

ye laaa adri oii

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

hahahahahha tu la sape soh nak deep conversation sangat ngan i

Hotel Mulia says:

dats what i mean.. mmgla try..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

kalo tak dapat

then try again

kawen 2 ke

try IV ke

Hotel Mulia says:

abes kalau tak wat, tak dpt la kan..hahahah

kawen 2??!

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

because u see, for me, whatever it is, whatever the problems might be, i simple

theres always a way

ntah kawen je la 2

but of course ade requirements la

Hotel Mulia says:

ok buthell i dun agree with ur kawen 2 ok!

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

but basically its never impossible

i kalo leh nak kawen 4 terus

tapi ntah some say cam haram kawen 4 terus

so maybe kawen one by one la

see see ade je care!

Hotel Mulia says:

eeee…tak suke!

bluek

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

nape tak agree lak kalo thats the only way to realise the perfect family plannig

kawen dua best

because its almost impossible to execute let alone maintain

Hotel Mulia says:

wats so perfect bout dat??

its not quantity , its quality syg oii

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

nak dengar nape perfect? panjang cite ni

Hotel Mulia says:

i dont see how..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

nak ke tanak? hahaha

Hotel Mulia says:

i ade  yg dad dia kawin 3

n like so terabai n sooo kesain..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

tu kawen 3 malay style

tu haram

Hotel Mulia says:

wats so perfect bout day..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

kawen 3 real islamic style is very very very awesome

Hotel Mulia says:

dat

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

nak dengar ke tanak?

Hotel Mulia says:

hmm..

wat?

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

ok i give u a scenario

lets say me kawen 30 yr old lady

pastu after 10 years, i kawen lagi 20 yr old lady

Hotel Mulia says:

n?

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

then sume cakap in order to do that i kene adil

but how exactly can u be adil?

ade idea?

Hotel Mulia says:

how?

no

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

lets say, i nak present kereta kat bini 1

os of course, i kene present kete kat bini 2

but that is not fair

tu dah jadi dosa

bini 1 dah hidup ngan i for 10 years

bini 2 baru lagi

so if i give bini 1 a 100k car, bini 2 takleh bagi 100k car

so how do u calculate?

Hotel Mulia says:

u tell me,,

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

ade idea?

Hotel Mulia says:

bukan ke kene same ke?

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

ye tapi the meaning of SAMA tu is very different

islamic version and malay version

malay version bini 1 dapat keta, bini 2 dapat keta

islamic version lak

bini 1 dapat keta, kene check value

bini 1 = 100k

bini 2 = 100k bahagi the kesusahan nak dapat 100k for the first bini during the 10 year marriage

because to be absolutely fair, bini 2 tak suffer the hardship of living with me for 10 years

so of course takleh bagi the same amount to him

amount being money, or car

Hotel Mulia says:

n how exactly do u calculate??

the amount of dat 10yrs of hardship..

cter sket

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

haaaaaaaaa

tu pasal, u have to be really perfect guy to understand all this

and just to add that extra perfectness, make sure dua2 bini paham

lets say, my income masa memula kawen ngan first bini is 10k

after 10 years, 100k

first bini dapat 2k dulu, then after 10 years patutnye dapat around 2×10 = 20k of the 100k

therefore, first bini patut dapat 20k income from me, and 2nd bini patut dapat 2k income

islam is all about mathematics and fairness, and nothing more absolute fair than mathematics

so kalo i bagi bini 1 100k car, bini 2 patut dapat 20k car

so if i nak beli keta, i need about 120k

Hotel Mulia says:

hmm..

dun u think its hard to be exact

n how in the world u nak wat dua2 bini u faham..

its all about feelings jugak adri..

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

this is the absolute fairness that it should be

of course bini 2 tak suke, which is why only perfect guys need to be the leader

Hotel Mulia says:

its not as easy as it seems

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

so comes part 2

the feelings part

so now this is partlky the reason nape only men can be the leader

pasal nak kene understand the feelings of his wives

Hotel Mulia says:

takyah ckp psl men la..

pasal wife tu sri

sape nak share their husband in the first place..

cmon la dear, kate sayang

[C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

tunggu la jap

tu soalan lain

then comes the part about choosing the wife

kalo wife 2 taknak paham kenape die dapat cheap car, then the most logical, straight forward reason is that its your fault for not picking the wife yang salah

in other words, u as the leader fail to lead

ok habis part tu

now the feeling part balik

so now, bini 2 rase frust pasal 20k

so leader nak kene buat camner nak jaga rumah tangga?

 

 


Part two coming right up!





Mak, nak kahwin!

8 06 2008

Having a very strong sense of rectitude can kill you, as I learned today.

(Note: Recent blog postings are delayed for quite a bit, as I was away from modern civilization, including internet)

 
June 2

Today, a somewhat childhood friend (in a strictly loose meaning of the word) out of the blue invited me to her sister’s wedding ceremony somewhere close to home – at the back of my house. Nothing terribly out of the ordinary I know; except, she had never invited me to anything as big as this before (I have not seen her parents in ages I think. And now when I think about it, I really don’t know why). Oh, and not to mention the unremitting energy of my Kelate cousins to remind me that I am invited to her place for the last few days. It’s just another wedding. Or so I thought.

                         

Oh, and before I forget, for some weird reason I brought two baju melayu when I planned to go to one.

If, I expected love, when first we kissed, blame it on my youth
If only just for you, I did exist, blame it on my youth
I believed in everything
Like a child of three
You meant more than anything
You meant all the world to me

(Jamie Cullum, Blame It On My Youth)

 

So I went. Since it’s a wedding, me being a good sport quickly went back, shower and don the other baju melayu, et al. Unsurprisingly, they were flabbergasted of course, my cousins and tok.

“Hooooo… pakai smart gitumo…” Roughly translated as “You’re such a dashing, handsome young man with a bright future” yada yada

Surprisingly, they were flabbergasted-ly happy.

“… mace tok saba2 doh nok gi jupo mertuo deh?” Generally interpreted as, “can’t wait to see the in-laws, eh? Don’t worry! You’re such a dashing, handsome young man with a bright future, they’re gonna love ya mate!”

Okay, something’s definitely up. See me and this “friend” has had a few, brief, moments together, but nothing entering anything serious. We’re neighbor, childhood friends, family friends, and me being me is always being associated with someone. So when everybody grows up, and being close and all, at times things do get a little… zesty. But nothing every really happened at the end, and everything resets come the next Eid.

Anyways. So even if it’s just a walk away, I still need to be proper, right?

 

Oh, I forgot. Nobody ever dresses up in Kelate-land. So everybody was staring at me, some Hang Tuah from KL trying to take the crown from the pengantin lelaki. Much to my surprise, the parents didn’t mind at all. In fact, they actually welcomed me with open arms somemore, aiyo! Me, again, being a good sport, mingle around like I belong flawlessly. So for them, the intention from me was clear. But that’s not the best part.

 

Best part is, it was all still oblivious to me.

 

Suddenly she seemed ultra happy after I’ve spoken to her parents and brothers. Then it hit me, when the topic about marriage pops in from the father. Ugh.

“Bilo lagi ni?” (So when is your turn?)

“Aih, lambat lagi ah!” (Still a long way to go)

“Kahwin la denge ore KB. Sene sikit nok gi. Jauh tu kalu keno gi KL.” (Find a Kota Bahru chick. Easier to go to your wedding later)

“Hmm.”

(I erased this dialog from my mind because it freaked me out, but it’s something along the lines of she being a perfect candidate for me)

“Tok pikir pung lagi. Kijo banyok lagi nih.” (Haven’t really thought of it yet OMG OMG OMG NOW I GET IT)

 

To cut it short, when I went back home later in the evening, Tok ako pulak tanya.

“Gi doh rumoh dio? Jupo doh ko mok pok dio?” (Went to her place yet? Seen her parents?)

“Iyo. Bakponyo? (Yeah, why?)

“Tanyo jah. Mano dio? Tadik tubik denge dio kan?” (Just asking. Didn’t you just went out with her?)

“Mano tau! Tanyo dio ah!” (Ask her yourself! How’d I know where she was?) -> I lied.

 

On the upside, I pride myself knowing that deep down in my heart I don’t overanalyse and judge people’s intentions and actions. Eh, scratch that. I was just so damn blur, that’s all. Oh crap. I need to go back!

 

Addendum: It has come to realization that this particular girl is a bit of a gold digger herself, so please make up your own mind. I did.





Apa Ada Pada Nama?

2 06 2008

Manusia mati meninggalkan nama. Kadang2
lebih dari satu pula. Often times we read tales of peoples of the yesteryear
adopting a different name in tandem with them adopting a clan, or a family.
Memang biasa untuk re-label sesorang manusia kepada label yang lain apabila dia
memasuki sesuatu kelompok manusia. Justeru, it’s quite common to see people
having multiple names given to them in their past lives (not literally, of
course). Names are, one of the highest forms of acknowledgement and pride given
to a person to show acceptance to a select group of people. Blood relation is
seen as unimportant, and it is, as it’s always blue.

 

Ako sendiri amat bertuah kerana berpeluang
untuk merasakan adat yang cukup istimewa ini, to a certain extent.  Ako
dikenali dengan pelbagai nama oleh kelompok2 di pelbagai tempat. Mungkin kerana
sifatku yang mudah mesra menyebabkan mudah untukku diterima oleh pelbagai
pelusuk famili2 dan kelompok2 kenalan kot?

 

“Siapa dia?”
“Pakcik ako.”
“Pakcik? Belah mana? Ayah? Mak?”
“Belah ako.”
“La, bukan pakcik ko yang betul la tu.”
“Memang pakcik betul ako.”

 

Blood is unimportant to me. Tough concept
to grasp, I suppose. But it shouldn’t be! Although I have to admit, the different
ideologies and philosophies in me has led me into loads of avoidable poppycock.
One of which has led me to my hometown, to detach myself of a family and thus,
a name.

 

As I write here in the tranquil sounds of
Tok Bali, on a red plastic chair in the middle of the seashore (really, one of
the best blogging experiences anybody could have), I am days away from ending
it. I can’t say that I’m going to be in high spirits doing this, but I
sincerely believe it’s a long time coming.

 

 It’s a long time, long time coming
You tell me how you think I should be, it’s not easy
You tell me what people want of me
Well ill just be myself, well it’s the only way that I can be
You will see!

(Anthrax, Gridlock)





Of Kuaci and Friends

2 06 2008

“My wife absolutely loves them, the seeds…” he said. Apparently the Samoans go nuts over kuacis,
pretty much like our atuks and
moviegoers in the 80s. That’s what Jake told me, who’s a kiwi happily married
to a kuaci-addict Samoan.

 

“Oh, I love those terrible rugby players
mate,” I quipped. “We see them all the time in our Rugby Sevens you know.”

 

And so a friendship is born, for a few
days. Over sunflower seeds. Tatkala menulis rentetan hidup ini, I realized that
many, many of us tend to bring issues of our lives into our interactions with
our surroundings. Sayang, sayang.

 

Tell me all your
hopes and fears
And everything that you believe in
Would you make a difference in the world?
I’d love for you to take me into a deeper conversation
Only you can make me

Ill let my guard down for you
And in time you will, too

(Yuna, Deeper Conversation)

 

Ako seringkali kaget dan pelik, kenapa
manusia terlalu cepat untuk mentafsir apa sahaja yang berlaku di sekitar . Why
is it that people forget that people, you and me, are inherently good, and in
need of interaction with each other?

 

“Dari mula lagi ako tengok dia tu, ako dah
tak suka la. Dia tu macam perasan bagus je. Poyo lah mamat tu!”

 

Maybe the idealistic, philosophical nature
of me can’t accept that kind of thinking. Or maybe because it doesn’t affect
me, so I just couldn’t care less? This should be the way, I reckon.
Unfortunately this is not shared by a lot of people, which is sad.

 

“Thanks a bunch for being a good host mate.
Drop by Christchurch sometime, we’d love to have ya around!”

I know I’d love Christchurch, whenever I’ve
the chance to be there! Shouldn’t life be this easy for you too?





Hello intellectual Malays. Please stop voting and start thinking.

8 03 2008
To paraphrase,
 
They came first for the Oppositions,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t an Opposition member.
 
Then they came for the BERSIH supporters,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a BERSIH supporter.
 
Then they came for the HINDRAF appologists,
and I didn’t speak up because I am not a Hindu.
 
Then they came for the Malays,
and I didn’t speak up because I am not a Malay.
 
Then they came for me,
and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.
 
 
Thank you BN for the glorious, glorious 5 years together. Thank you Electorial Committee, for your asinine registration system. If India, with a population of over ONE BILLION, can let you register to vote in mere weeks, why can’t you process 10+ million voters in less than 3 months? WE USE COMPUTERS FOR GOD’s SAKE.
 
Here’s to another glorious 5 years down the golden drain!




To Weilay, with love

23 08 2007

being slow only means you’ll catch up faster later. 





Lauk.3gp

25 07 2007
Saksikan kehebatan manusia2 yang cukup hina ini… (kononnya lah)
 




Seks (dengan) budak sekolah. .

3 07 2007
Apa dah jadi?
 
Dengan faux honeypot yang ako letakkan di blog maya ini(ya, ini bukan terma oxymoron, memang ada blog yang bukan di alam maya!), rata-rata kesemua pengunjung ke blog ini datang daripada carian dengan terma tajuk blog entry yang ini.
 
Dengan berdasarkan statistik cabuk ini, ako mencapai kepada 2 senario:
1) Rakyat kita – adik, abang, pakcik, ibu kita – suka membaca cerita dan melihat gambar-gambar budak sekolah
2) Memang RAMAI paedophile di negara kita dewasa kini
3) Ramai budak sekolah buat seks
4) Ramai ahli politik (official, non-official, self-designated) minat surfing pasal seks di sekolah
 
Poin nombor satu mungkin boleh diterima, dan agak rasional jika (tak) difikirkan (dengan jauh). Cuma poin-poin yang lain tu agak… far-fetched kata omputeh.
 
But it is not!
 
Poin kedua: Ini tidak dapat dipastikan, hanya kerana Malaysia negara tercinta (oleh perodok budak) ini tiada undang-undang yang meletakkan infomasi paedophiles ke satu public database, sepertimana apa yang dibuat oleh Amerika. Inilah salah satu sebab kenapa mereka tidak takut untuk membuat carian sebegini!
 
Poin ketiga: Ini kan normal sekarang. It can only gets worse, so sungguhpun poin ini tidak betul, poin ini AKAN jadi betul.
 
Poin keempat: Ahli-ahli parlimen patut disumbat kote mereka ke dalam enjin Proton. Apa kena dengan diorang ni? Mak bapak diorang tak pernah ajar adab ke?
 
Both Bung and Mohd Said however defended their words used in Dewan Rakyat as necessary to defend the government during debates.
 
Entahlah. Kenapa mereka tidak membandingkan kote masing-masing pula? Kan lebih lawak efektif jika mereka mengutuk kote masing-masing ke, mengatakan betapa kecewanya kote bapa [isi nama menteri] kerana menghasilkan sperma berkualiti [isi nama menteri tadi].
 
Ooops maaf ya, tak boleh. blog ini bukan Dewan Rakyat.
 
So apa kaitan ini dengan seks budak sekolah?
 
Apa kaitan banggunan bocor, janda gersang, perempuan tua, dengan politik?
 
Entah. Tanyalah MP anda!